Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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