Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
