We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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