Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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