is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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