honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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