she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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