walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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