He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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