It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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