My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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