girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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