My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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