Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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