doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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