is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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