I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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