I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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