They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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