I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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