Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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