why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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