And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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