Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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