I wish I could punch you in the face.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
