Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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