dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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