My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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