She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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