If i come over, it means nothing
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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