Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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