we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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