He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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