doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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