Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I cockslap morals
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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