remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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