Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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