i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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