What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
