Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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