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Who is this?

(407): View more from Florida

Who do you want it to be?

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Sarah Palin

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I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde

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I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her

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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober

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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle

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I woke up wearing mittens dude

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I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.

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checkmate.

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