the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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