This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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