Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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