I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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