You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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