How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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