I think my vagina is haunted
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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