Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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