once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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