Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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