she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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